Leash Kids and Serial Killers

Studies have shown that as many as 89.4%* of serial killers were leashed as children. With the frequency of kids on leashes rising at an astronomical rate, this is a potentially catastrophic problem that our society will have to face in the future. So the next time you see a kid on a leash, resist the urge to laugh and instead take a picture. Submit to leashkids@gmail.com and help document these individuals that are going to grow up to be serial killers, if they aren't already.



*Best estimate

Thursday

Dominic and Kenneth



Dominic and Kenneth have been leashed together for a deathmatch. Only one will survive.

Monday

Derek



Derek likes to wear turtlenecks to ensure that no blood gets on his torso.

Karl



Karl is intrigued by the copy of The Anarchist Cookbook in the display.

Saturday

Ronald



Ronald grins evilly-he's managed to dislocate his wrist and escape!

Steven



Steven's mother's ankle has yet to heal after his latest attack...it was a particularly vicious one.

Victor



Victor has freed himself. None of us are safe.

Donny



Every year Donny and his mother return to the burial site of his first victim. It's their annual tradition.

Thursday

Anne



Anne is very excited to have found some rope-she can use it for garrotes!

Wednesday

Edward



Edward struggles to break free of his bonds. He thirsts for blood.

Ruby



For many, this is the last thing they'll ever see.

Tuesday

Elizabeth



Elizabeth double checks her suitcase full of body parts to make sure no blood is dripping out.

Christian



Having been abandoned by Christian's father, his mother has decided to use their son to get her revenge.

Monday

Jessica



Jessica can count all the way to four! Why, that's the same number of people who have mysteriously gone missing from her neighborhood over the past month or so!

Marian



Escalators have always given Marian pause ever since she saw someone's foot get torn to shreds. Obviously she found it hilarious but she does like to be a bit cautious now.

Saturday

Heidi



By leashing her child instead of her dog, Heidi's mother has unknowingly put herself in grave danger.

Luke



Like his namesake in Star Wars, Luke cut off his father's hand. Unlike in the film, however, this Luke then ate it.

Friday

Rory and Matilda



Rory and Matilda are forced to flee the country after warrants were put out for their arrest.

Thursday

Stephanie



Stephanie feels terrible-it looks like she ate too fast and swallowed some bone fragments during her latest cannibalistic binge.

Rebecca



Rebecca just can't seem to remember where she stashed her knife...this always happens when she gets drunk.

Wednesday

Nora



Nora's brother is terrified of her. Whenever they're in public he tries to get strangers to kidnap him.

Foster and Stewart



Foster was filled with an unspeakable rage as he glared at the woman who dared to laugh at him. He and his brother will make her pay.

Tuesday

Rachel



Don't be fooled-that's not a pacifier in Rachel's mouth, it's a jaw lock to prevent her from biting people.

Danny



One day Danny will have his very own shark tank. One day...

Jake



Jake has waited long enough. He readies himself to strike.

May



Ever since her lobotomy, May has been much more docile. The voices have finally been silenced.

Jonathan



Jonathan looks down with contempt at his latest victim. He can't feel empathy.

Monday

Laurie



Laurie likes to hide razor blades in the produce at grocery stores.

Samuel



Samuel keeps this farm around only for the pigs. He agrees with Brick Top-there's no better way to dispose of a corpse.

Donna



Donna's parents take advantage of her bloodlust by using her to guard the house against would-be-burglars.

Mya



If Mya tortures someone in the woods but no one is around to hear the screams, does it make a sound?

Walter



Water's schizophrenia sometimes makes him feel twinges of regret. Invariably, however, they pass quickly.

Sunday

Raven



Raven is let out of the basement dungeon for her daily walk. She eyes her captor hungrily.

Chris and Emily



Even though Chris is no stranger to bloodspilling, even he was shocked at what Emily did to her latest victim.

Brian



Brian takes a moment to make sure there isn't any blood on his shoes.

Saturday

Jason



Jason's backpack is full of body parts. He gave it to his mother and is off to call the police to once and for all escape her watchful eye.

Horace



Horace waits impatiently for his parents to buy food. He just wants to get to the knife aisle.

Ryan



Ryan can't help but cackle as he flees the scene of the crime. He is oh-so-pleased with himself.

Kerry



Don't be fooled by the smile-this woman is Kerry's prisoner and she knows that struggling will only make him angry later.

Christina



Christina waits for her chance to push her captor in front of a bus.

Yvette



Yvette stepped back to admire her handiwork. She was confident that no one would find the bomb inside the ball.

Jenny



As Mr. Puggles made his escape from Jenny into the river, he looked mournfully back at his best friend still in her clutches.

Jeremy and co.



Jeremy was the first to notice the police closing in, his shouts of "FIVE OH" filling the air.

Friday

Agnes



Agnes' mother tries frantically to wipe the bloodstains from her demonspawn's mouth.

Xavier



Xavier freezes, hoping that his prey's vision is movement-based. That seems to be the case because despite impending doom the target hasn't started to flee.

Logan



Logan admires his handiwork-earlier that day he threw a few people off this very building with nooses around their necks

Anthony



Anthony takes advantage of the fact that the giant shiny bean distracts people to pick them off one by one

Curtis



Curtis reaches delicately to pluck an eyeball from his latest victim. He keeps them in a jar.

Lana



Lana tries to sate her thirst for blood by decapitating dolls, but it is all for naught. Dolls don't scream.

Brandon



Brandon takes cover to avoid shrapnel from the grenade he just lobbed into the crowd.

Monica



Monica stalks her prey from behind. They have no idea of her true intentions.