Leash Kids and Serial Killers

Studies have shown that as many as 89.4%* of serial killers were leashed as children. With the frequency of kids on leashes rising at an astronomical rate, this is a potentially catastrophic problem that our society will have to face in the future. So the next time you see a kid on a leash, resist the urge to laugh and instead take a picture. Submit to leashkids@gmail.com and help document these individuals that are going to grow up to be serial killers, if they aren't already.



*Best estimate

Wednesday

Callie



Callie likes to dismember toys to practice for real world situations she often encounters.
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Harold



Harold's leash includes a chastity belt-necessary given his past transgressions.
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Thursday

Dominic and Kenneth



Dominic and Kenneth have been leashed together for a deathmatch. Only one will survive.
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Monday

Derek



Derek likes to wear turtlenecks to ensure that no blood gets on his torso.
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Karl



Karl is intrigued by the copy of The Anarchist Cookbook in the display.
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Saturday

Ronald



Ronald grins evilly-he's managed to dislocate his wrist and escape!
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Steven



Steven's mother's ankle has yet to heal after his latest attack...it was a particularly vicious one.
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