Kids paraded around in public on a leash inevitably grow up to murder and dismember people.
Leash Kids and Serial Killers
Studies have shown that as many as 89.4%* of serial killers were leashed as children. With the frequency of kids on leashes rising at an astronomical rate, this is a potentially catastrophic problem that our society will have to face in the future. So the next time you see a kid on a leash, resist the urge to laugh and instead take a picture. Submit to leashkids@gmail.com and help document these individuals that are going to grow up to be serial killers, if they aren't already.
Sarah is bitterly disappointed that she won't be allowed into Crate and Barrel with her mother-there are so many knives and places to set up an ambush.
Sally makes sure that the finger she took as a trophy from her latest victim is still secure. Shane is bitterly disappointed as he managed to lose his.