Leash Kids and Serial Killers

Studies have shown that as many as 89.4%* of serial killers were leashed as children. With the frequency of kids on leashes rising at an astronomical rate, this is a potentially catastrophic problem that our society will have to face in the future. So the next time you see a kid on a leash, resist the urge to laugh and instead take a picture. Submit to leashkids@gmail.com and help document these individuals that are going to grow up to be serial killers, if they aren't already.



*Best estimate

Friday

Florence



Florence pulls her victim in. Soon she will be within range to strike.
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Frederick



Frederick's father is horrified to discover what his son has been keeping in that bag. Hint: it rhymes with "gaudy tarts".
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Joel



Joel is impatient-he has drownings to see to!
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Georgina



Georgina's multiple attempts on her parents' lives left them with no choice but to take extreme measures.
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Victoria



Having poisoned the table's drinks, Victoria sneaks away to avoid detection.
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Thursday

Melissa and Madison



Melissa and Madison are confused as to how a victim can tolerate so much pain. He's lasted far longer than they expected.
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one of these kids is not like the others



Only Lawrence, the sole unleashed child, sought to avert his eyes as the group walked past a gruesome murder scene.
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